Fernando Torres to Barcelona?
Barcelona desperately need a defender or two. So Barcelona are in for a player whose best years were at Liverpool some seasons back. They're in for Daniel Agger, of course. Sorry. They're in for Fernando Torres of course. In the how-to-outdo-Arsenal-in-signing-players-who-don't-fix-the-problems-that-are-effin-obvious stakes, Barça are world champions. Apparently Tito Vilanova has been impressed with Fernando's sulky sub performances for Chelsea and has a comfy cushion on the Camp Nou bench for him to park his rear on. He'll replace current sulky sub David Villa, who is off to Liverpool/Tottenham/Manchester United/Manchester City/Arsenal football club. Chelsea will likely dump Torres outside Napoli's Stadio San Paolo, however, along with £30m and a note asking for them to post Edinson Cavani to Stamford Bridge thank-you-very-much.